A Little Laughter Is Good For What Ails Us All

If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...
then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.


  I , K N O W , T H A T , Y O U , B E L I E V E ,
Y O U , U N D E R S T A N D , W H A T , Y O U ,
T H I N K , I , S A I D . . . . , B U T , I ,
A M , N O T , S U R E , Y O U , R E A L I Z E ,
T H A T , W H A T , Y O U , H E A R D , I S ,
N O T , W H A T , I , M E A N T ! !

  I Have A Speling Cheker
Author Unknown

I have a speling cheker.
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot see.

Eye ran this poem threw it.
Your sure real glad two no.
Its very polished in its weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a blessing.
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles too reed,
And aides me when aye rime.

Each frays comes posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too be a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule

Bee fore a veiling checkers
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're laks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid to wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
There are know faults with in my cite,
Of nun I am a wear.

Now spelling does not phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped words fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas,
Any why eye brake in two averse
By righting want too please.



Creation of a Poem

The need to write a poem tonight
Is something that I just can't fight;
And so I'll take my pen in hand
And seek that never never land
Where left is right and wrong is right
And light is day and day is night.
And, when I reach that promised land,
I'll wish that I had brought a band!


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